Really guys, a MAN for president?!?!!

To: The United States of America

From: A concerned citizen

Now, it doesn't take a genius to realize the world is changing and there are some serious issues the country needs to consider when voting for the next president.  The United States is at a drastic point in its history and we don't need it skyrocketing out of control.  So, I got two words and a letter for you: George W. Bush.  People, really?  Since when did you think it would be okay to elect a man as president?  I mean, I'm not trying to be sexist but it’s science!  You can't argue with science!  Men are feelings-oriented.  It’s just a fact of life.  It’s inevitable that at least once a month they get overwhelmed with their emotions, and who knows what they might do!  There's no way of telling when they're going to get PMS—or Pissy man syndrome as I call it—and with the way men get at this time of the month, they might just decide to blow up a country that pissed them off!  It’s science people; it’s in their hormones—their testosterone. They just get too upset and emotional too often to be effective leaders. 

As for other matters, let’s be honest.  Whether you want to say it or not, we all know the man's place is in the home.  That's what he does best!  He should feel proud of what he was genetically made to do: support his family and kids and take care of the home.  Men are made to be naturals at it!  Hell, God made Adam first to support and serve the rest of the family with everything he had, including his rib.  Not only is it where he should be, but man's paternal instincts would make him too sympathetic to situations where he may have to be a little tough.  We can't have someone like Bush thinking about the enemy’s families and then turn his eyes so the enemy can bomb us.  And back to nature, when he messes up he's going to be so upset he'll need someone to rescue him. The job is just too dangerous for a man to be in charge!

Finally, let’s get to the facts that no one else wants to say.  How long does it take your man to do his hair in the morning?  World War III could start and end before most men finish doing their hair in the morning.  And when he's finally finished, he STILL has to pick out the perfect outfit which in turn will probably distract the public from listening to him.  It’s embedded in our society and inevitable that a man will be concerned with how he looks. And moreover, men are too promiscuous.  A man president would try to find a way to spend the national budget on shoes and ties for his perfect outfits, and then turn around and cause a media frenzy around what he's wearing instead of paying attention to, I don't know if you remember this, but THE COUNTRY?! And let’s say someone criticizes his outfit or says that men take criticism too harsh!  They take everything someone says to them personally.  There is no way they could hear criticism and not cry and be offended.  What would we do if our leader was being criticized and in front of Chinese political leaders he just cries?  China would say: "Um America? Your son is crying.You’re going to have to come pick him up.  Yes, he took his nap and ate all his food.  We told him he couldn't have what he wanted and he hasn't stopped crying, sorry." 

People, it’s natural to want to make things equal.  I mean, men deserve rights too!  But when it comes to leadership, we have to think of all the factors in science and what we know about men.  All I am asking is before you elect our newest leader, just think about what a man is capable of doing to our country.  The possibilities are horrifying.